Originally Posted by
80ktsClamp
I had one where I was deadheading in the back in uniform. I had fallen asleep for a bit, and upon me waking up, the lady sitting next to me looks over and says "So, you must want to be a pilot someday?"
...Nah, I just dress up like this to pick up chicks....
(I didn't say that, I think I said something to the effect of "I think I've already got that checked off...")
You should have given her the thousand-yard stare and then declared, "I'm wearing new socks".
Last edited by sandlapper223; 07-10-2012 at 03:04 PM.
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