Originally Posted by
DogWhisperer
Been thinking....if Delta were the Adams Family, what aircraft would be what character? I'm thinking that the Mad Dog HAS to be Uncle Fester....Mortisha is the A-330, she speaks french....Lurch is the 747....Is Pugsly the 9? A-320?
Of course there is this one...
I think I have this right.
Start with the obvious,
7ER: Handsome, cocky, owns the world and really wants to be with the A330.
A330: Enjoys the trips, wants more 7ER time. Just can't figure out how to do it.
744: Think about it, stops to watch you go by. Some flat out stare. And really, who do you want to be seen with when you walk into a social setting? When people ask, what do you do, you want to say the 744.
764: You rarely see it, but you know they're making an A.
A320: Happy.
777: Solid. Boring. Money marker.
DC9: Smaller than the 88 but looks very similar.
MD88: I never study and I smile like I never study.
737: Like a maid, always there. Reliable. Frumpy.