Originally Posted by
PBSG
If you commute and wear the 'commuter jacket' (North Face, Columbia, golf windbreaker) it matches great with the white shirt and black tie. Just tell then this:
Passenger: "Are you a Pilot?"
Me: "No, I sell Bibles for a living"
Passenger: "Oh"
Me: "Wanna buy a Bible?"
Passenger: "Ummmm.....no"
Me: "OK"
/End conversation
Works great everytime, all the time