Originally Posted by
newKnow
No, sir. You have
NO rounds. I've got them all.
Super in the 767 was a sight to see. I tried to video tape it, but when I tried to play it back it was all static.*
*For the Feds and Management: Just kidding. There was no electronic device used by me in flight.
This is fact, you see I tried to purchase beverages but the newk won't have it. The newk even dropped off random beers (tall boys of my favorite beers, how he knew I'll never know nor question...) at my hotel room doorstep unannounced. The most interesting man in the world has nothing on the newk, fact.
Tasers for the ladies is just necessary, sorry for the inconviemances newk. I'm trying to keep it on dl so Mr. Springer will stop calling me to come on his show...
