Originally Posted by
Superpilot92
This is fact, you see I tried to purchase beverages but the newk won't have it. The newk even dropped off random beers (tall boys of my favorite beers, how he knew I'll never know nor question...) at my hotel room doorstep unannounced. The most interesting man in the world has nothing on the newk, fact.
Tasers for the ladies is just necessary, sorry for the inconviemances newk. I'm trying to keep it on dl so Mr. Springer will stop calling me to come on his show...

What is another fact is that you DO need TWO tasers to stay off Springer, sir.