Originally Posted by Std Deviation

Gee how many other low paying careers could you use that for:

"They're paying you to feed a Lion, and that's pretty cool" (zookeeper)

"They're paying you move volatile petrochemicals under pressure into a motorized device, and that's pretty cool" (gas pumper)

"They're paying you to perform a good ole' fashion hippy beating and Taze a fleeing suspect, and that's pretty cool" (security guard)

"They're paying you to handle highly sensitive financial instruments and federal currency under pressure, and that's pretty cool" (bank teller).