Hey I just met you, and I'm crazy, I have your number, I'll call you daily.



Kidding. By now most all of us know the real words, but, what I'd like to know is what Jesse got off her computer:

Carly Rae Jepsen -- REAL Nude Photos Exist ... Cops Investigating | TMZ.com

And let's be honest folks, if you're willing to have pictures taken of you in your birthday suit and then willing to put it on your computer then you're willing to let the world see it.

I'm not willing. And by gosh, you folks better hope I never do become willing.