Aw man, if someone... or some girl... had a good singing voice and someone came up with the words that would be a good parody like Outsourcing Crew Scheduling to India - YouTube

although, I live near the pool at our neighborhood and I don't know if Ms. Carly Rae Jeppessen... I mean Jepsen... has any other words to that song.

btw, it's great for a swim meet on loud speakers. Sticks in your head. Annoys your wife as you sing it.