Originally Posted by mike734

Do you all know the one about the Bonanza pilot who was pulled off a practice ILS? He was advised to climb straight ahead and expect delays for an emergency aircraft behind him. Out of curiosity he asked, "What is the nature of the emergency?"

"A B-52 has one engine shut down!" came the reply from ATC.

"Ah yes," said the Bonanza pilot, "The dreaded 7 engine approach."