Originally Posted by
Rock752000
TOTD Nominations: Airport cops zoomin around the terminal on Segways like they're on patrol, but with bike helmets on... Also, the IAD mobile lounge drivers, don't know what it is, they just fit into the ol' tool box too well. All TOOLs.
Anyone who rides a Segway looks like a tool. My son has a $200 electric scooter that pretty much does everything a Segway can, and when the battery dies, you don't get thrown off. Whatever authority a cop's uniform might portray is wiped clean away when they step on one of those stupid things. It's even worse when it's a fake Segway (Fegway?), like they have at JAX airport. Those things look like tricycles with tall handlebars. Maybe airport cops wouldn't all look so fat if they stopped riding them.