Anyone who rides a Segway looks like a tool. My son has a $200 electric scooter that pretty much does everything a Segway can, and when the battery dies, you don't get thrown off. Whatever authority a cop's uniform might portray is wiped clean away when they step on one of those stupid things. It's even worse when it's a fake Segway (Fegway?), like they have at JAX airport. Those things look like tricycles with tall handlebars. Maybe airport cops wouldn't all look so fat if they stopped riding them.