Originally Posted by
buzzpat
"What is that you are pulling out of your bag? What in the ****ing hell is that you're pulling out of your bag, mother****er."
FO: Uhhh....my schedule?
"Put that away you piece of ****, you're endangering my career, the people onboard this aircraft and our profession!!"
Buzz, just finished that trip, man.....too soon, too soon.