Dude: So, hot day here in Orlando huh?

Girl: Yeah.

Dude: Cool, yeah, I'm a Delta pilot.

Girl: Oh, okay, that's cool. Do you fly those little regional jets? Every time I fly on Delta it's in a little jet.

Dude: Oh, no. I fly the big international jets.

Girl: Like a 747?

Dude: No, no. A little smaller. We call it the E-R. It's the Boeing 767-300ER. The ER means extended range, it's an international airplane.

Girl: Uh huh... what's that loud noise? OH LOOK!!!!!



Girl: GOSH, ever since that Denzel movie, MD-80s are so freaking hot. Too bad you don't fly those!