I'm going to try multiple (unrelated) entries:


1) "OK, OK. Maybe not attractive. How about handsome? You don't find me handsome?"


2) "There is no middle break? At all?"


3) "I'm flying too low, am I? Well, I'll call gear up if you call positive rate first, mother-[bleeper]."


4) "Alright, one more wrong answer, and I'm putting a Flight Attendant in your incapacited seat. If I'm a mother-[bleepin'] molecule of nice cold, fresh outside air, and the APU isn't working, how do I get to grace the forehead of that handsome man in the left seat?"


5) "No, mother-[bleep]er, not that! A-P-C! Are you into APC?"


6) "Someone already took the name Positive Rate? I've got to be known as mother-[bleepin] Sink r8? Surely, they don't have anyone on there with a dog in their avatar, do they? They what?! What's an ftb?"


7) "No, mother-[bleeper], not me. I think you're overpaid."


8) "Well, whatever, ftb. Next month, put my employee number in your default too".


9) "Really!? You love Southwest Airlines"?


and finally,


10) "What do you mean, 'gladiator movies'?"