Or are you this one?
Passenger has a meltdown on the airplane. Starts YELLING at the other passengers, the flight attendant, and even the red coat that was summoned to remove her. Said individual was non-revving in uniform two rows behind this occurrence, and when asked if he could be used as a witness to the goings on, replied, no.. I didn't see anything. (Wasn't asked to intervene or help in any way I might add) Stevie Wonder would have seen what happened, and Hellen Keller certainly would have heard it. I'll take door number one any day thank you.
To the CA in the OP.. Thank you for living up to the Delta tradition, and also for being a human being. To the other guy.. nevermind.