Happiness is a warm gun
(Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun mama
(Bang bang, shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms
(Oh yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger
(Ooo, oh yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm
(Ooo, oh yeah)

That said, label switching has been known to happen inside the major carriers. The thief does not risk being caught with the goods, but is able to divert them to an accomplis and misdirect investigators.