Maybe not tool worthy but...
What's the deal with logbook write ups that start with "FA reports..." or "During post flight..."?
It's like saying "it's not my fault", or even worse "we discovered this at the outstation but didn't write it up till now". Just state what is broken.
Speaking of statements, I heard this the other day: "Boston center this is Airline xxx checking in, with you, in the climb..." Just spit it out, dude. None of that is necessary.
Is it just me? (don't answer that)