Originally Posted by
captjns
Damned Jesus freaks who found the way, and won't give it a rest when they're told how happy we are they've found the way, and give a rest... But NOOOOOO they just can't seem to give it a rest. Especially at O-dark 30
Years ago when I was an FO we had a CAL jumpseater reading a book about "How to convert people to be evangelical." When he brought up being saved on the taxiout the CA looks at him and says "You're not one of THOSE guys, are you?". The JS, still smiling away, says "Son, by the end of this flight I will make you a believer". Without saying a word the CA keys the mic and tells ground "We need to stop and we may need to go back to the gate". CA turns around and says "Dad, you can either **** now or you can preach the gospel at the gate. Your choice." CAL guy didn't make a peep the rest of the way.