“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.”
Mark Twain
" Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass."
"There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
― Mark Twain
“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ”
― Mark Twain
Last edited by jungle; 08-14-2012 at 03:23 PM.