I'm an old school new englander, and last person I knew to get a cell phone, which I still hate. My twin teen age daugthers set up a Facebook page for me a few years ago.
In about 15 minutes, I had three high school girls I hadn't seen, nor wanted to, in 30+ years, trying to 'Friend' me. I said to my girls, "Shut it down!! Quick, before your Mother sees this!"
So my Facebook page lasted about 15 minutes, and I don't feel there's anyone who needs, or wants, to know every time I take a dump.
I prefer my privacy and I don't need a whole lot of "Friends" following me in cyberspace.
Did you see Tom Green talking about it last night on Jay Lenno?
I think he hit the nail on the head;
No Married guy should have a facebook page!