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Old 08-19-2012, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MaxPowers View Post
Well, without a Facebook page to worry about, he'll have plenty of time to focus on those bowel movements.

Back in the three man crew days, the definition of a Perfect Layover was:

1. Engineer gets laid
2. Copilot finds a new way to cheat the company
3. Captain takes a dump!

The three rules they teach you when you check out as an International Capt:

1. Never walk by a bathroom
2. Never trust a fart
3. Never waste a hard-on, even if you are alone!

Now, here's a guy who's even older than me, still rockin' it, old school!

Carlos Santana Feat. Everlast - Put Your Lights On - YouTube

Hey now, all you sinners...put your lights on!

I sing this on every time I descend through 180.
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