Originally Posted by
DeadHead
Jungle, unfortunately you couldn't be more wrong in case, so I'll happily enlighten you.
There are only three things that DAL pilots are scared of:
1.) Their own shadows
2.) Forgetting their hats
3.) Carnies (You know? Circus Folk...Small Hands)
Wow.........this is sooooo weird !
Very late one afternoon a couple of months ago we were at the ATL airport and as we walked out to grab the hotel shuttle we noticed the meat wagon parked in front, flashing lights and all. Walked up and asked a guy what had happened and he said a Delta pilot had looked at the wall, screamed "CLOWN !!!" and just flopped over.
His hat was nowhere to be found.
