LOLWUT,
I must nominate you man. Not for the fact that you were apparently "roffied" by some weird Iranian old man at the hotel bar and later woke up in his room, but the mere fact that you are going around telling every crew you fly with about this story. Everyone has a personal wall of shame, but broadcasting your own is kind of dumb.
I guess the icing is the facebook photo of yourself in the captains seat of a heavy.