I remember I was signing in with a bunch of other guys for the nightly "highspeed" shift at my previous company (northwest guys know these as "illegals."

I was at the row of computers and someone walks up to the guy next to me and goes "hey, Dave.. where you going to tonight?"

"Well, first I'm going to your mom, then I'm going to Bangor."

Hearty laughter and knee slaps ensued for all within earshot.



Also in, newK just signed up for a gym membership: