Oh, jeez, now I'm getting Suzanne Sommers Sexy Forever, but not the good kind. The kind that says "Over 40 and can't lose weight?"

That's what we get for having me, the wife, and the teenager all use the same computer: this machine is seriously conflicted about "the user".

For the record, I sometimes get a sarcastic comment over the underboob, but the Zombie got an over-the-shoulder gasp and a "Jesus Christ!".