I just heard great news from the rumor mill!!!

New airplanes are coming!!! We are going to offer hourly nonstop service from LAX direct to Uranus (mars rover EAT YOUR HEART OUT!)!! It will be in 747SPs with hooter girls as flight attendants. All the bottom 600 guys will fly them both left and right seat only, sine they were actually going to be furloughed. You will get 18 days off a month. The AA guys are going to be really ****ed since they use to fly these, but it still falls in the 88 seat scope, since they will feature 3 classes of service.

I am really excited, does anyone know where I can get one of these as a model airline in Eagle colors, so I can put it next to my EMJ145 on my bookshelf. I heard they might even paint it in AA colors and let us fly it!! We might even get AA company ID badges!