Originally Posted by
DeadHead
I wear my uniform when I cut my lawn, technically I'm still home in that equation so I get a pass on being labeled a tool.
My wife makes me put mine on before we...
But...she used to be a F/A so 'scewing a pilot' is the only way she can "Get Off"
She wanted me to wear Eli Manning's uniform, I told her I'd rather masterbate, and I did, all over her Eli shirt!