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Old 09-14-2012, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
My wife makes me put mine on before we...

But...she used to be a F/A so 'scewing a pilot' is the only way she can "Get Off"

She wanted me to wear Eli Manning's uniform, I told her I'd rather masterbate, and I did, all over her Eli shirt!
Wow....too much info Timbo. I think that makes you a tool.

Gross.
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