Originally Posted by Tankerhead

End of trip procedure: Leave parking lot and accelerate to 70 or so...click on cruise control while sliding seat back. Remove boots and flight suit or loafers and skycap suit while swerving less than most milfs sexting the soccer coach. Ignore the trucker that just saw your nasty undies. Pull on the cargo shorts, favorite Tshirt, slip on the flops and THEN make the beer run, Lowe's run, grocery run. Dont pull the arm hole over your head or navigation gets dicey for a spell. Practice makes perfect.