Try the 500 Yen Breakfast Lady.

http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/ca...-lady-kix.html

I was joking, of course, when I suggested that "breakfast" was code for something other than a morning repast, but all I know is what actually happened to us in BKK.

Our tour guide took us to his local Thai Massage parlor instead of those co-located in large hotels. My husband and I were shown into a small room with two thin mattresses. Before long, two very young girls (could not have been more than 16 years old) came into the room. They looked surprised that these Westerners wanted a foursome! Anyway, we told them we really wanted a traditional Thai Massage, but it turned out they didn't know the first thing about it. I came out of that session feeling like I just got beat up by some rogue cop of the Seattle Police Department! We later met up with our tour guide, who winked at us and asked "how was it?"

I researched Thai Massage after getting home. I can say unequivocally we did not get a Thai Massage from those two girls. Heck, my Westerner husband can give a better massage. And he doesn't know anything either.