When Polonius ran for office...
Hamlet. Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Polonius. By th’ mass and ’tis like a camel indeed.
Hamlet. Methinks it is like a weasel.
Polonius. It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet. Or like a whale?
Polonius. Very like a whale.
Hamlet. Then I will vote for you.