Originally Posted by
Timbo
Captain- "Ummmm, I don't know about that
.."
.. First Officer-"F*&^ him, he should have bought a ticket!"
. Me-"He is a fellow Delta pilot, traveling with 4 children."
. F/O-"Like I said, F*&^ him! He could have bought a ticket, just like any other passenger."
.. Captain-"I'm sorry, but I can't allow jeans in the cockpit."
..Me- "Thanks anyway, I figured it couldn't hurt to ask." Although I wish the Captain was an outside-the-box thinker, I respect his decision. However, I was blown away by the loser in the right seat. Perhaps he was flexing his 5' 6" Napolean complex, but what a dork. I can guarantee he will not get the jump seat on any flight I am working.
Well the simple, obvious fix would be, the tool in the blue jeans sits in coach with the other guy's 4 kids, and the Dad, with the khaki's, sits in the jumpseat!
Never non rev in jeans, you tool! Oh, and Ditto on the tool in the right seat! What an ass.
I don't think it counts as karma but the more things change the more they stay the same. Someone here must have the complete Awesome First Officer thread saved somewhere?