Originally Posted by
Boomer
Because it's chocked.
I take (or used to take before my furlough) my preflight responsibilities very seriously.

My question is, did you ask for your severance money in 1 dollar bills for the biggest stripper party in the history of the world?
"Here's your check, Mr. Boomer"
"I'm going to need that in ones."
"why?"
"I'm gonna make it raaain!"