"Mah sons real smart!" (said the redneck mother) cause he is only seeaxe but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" Oh yeeeahh, mah son's name is Bob."

Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books: "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."

Bill Peterson, ex Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."

Corporate motto of the day:
Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."