I would live in a crack house trailer in hell before I moved back to put up with CE, yard Nazis, and the jealous/noisy/resentful neighbors. I also really loved the 2 striper aggressively checking my breath anytime I went through the gates between 10 pm and 6 am.

You give up the best part of the end of the day or retirement when you live on base--driving OFF base at the end of the day. Its one long episode of the Truman show with a crappier house.