Cognac and breadsticks, what an interesting thread. I wish they could cater ripe bananas, but they put on those small underripe ones, boo hoo. Those lie flat seats make me want to sleep and I really want to work on this spreadsheet and talk to the stranger next to me, boo hoo. There's a pothole in the road in DC, why doesn't Delta fix it, it impedes my comfort, boo hoo. I blame it all on the FAs, especially the Canadian ones that used to be strippers.