Screw hats, no one respects those anyway. What we need is badges. Kind of like the screeners only way mo betta.
Not only do they command respect, but by the time the public gets to us they've been poked, prodded, scanned and dominated by so many power tops with badges they won't dare disobey us, but if they do, we will call out more people, with even way better badges, to carry them off.