Then quite frankly, you're being a dork. Nothing wrong with being a dork, this is America...but that doesn't mean the rest of us aren't allowed to shake our heads in disgust while you strut through the terminal in sneakers, jeans, and an unnecessary ID badge clipped to your polo shirt. To be fair, still not as bad as the new-hire guys who put on their full uniform + hat, and act like they needed to stop in the mall at the last minute while checking out the teeny-boppers at Hot Topic.

Do you strap your wallet, keys, and phone to your chest to keep from losing those things? You like being approached for random pax questions while on your own leisure time? Anonymity is bliss.