everybody gets a little Sandy at the beach.
actually, when i was in the eighth grade my youth group was going to the beach. for some dumb reason they let older youts write their own section in the bulletin. now at the time there was a cute girl named Sandy in the group, but she was a bit of a snob.
so come Sunday morning before the trip this appeared in the bulletin: "dont forget to bring a towel, since everybody gets a little Sandy at the beach."
they got in trouble. but man it was funny.