Lean in Boys. Look at this picture of the Pan Am pilots.




They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Same admiral uniforms, just like you. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you. Their eyes are full of hope, just like you.

But you see gentlemen, these pilots are now fertilizing daffodils.

However, if you fly the ER out of New York, you'll have the opportunity to see their flight attendants on a trip. So make sure you ask to carry all seven of their bags up the jetway stairs, because it may get you somewhere.

Just like it worked for those Pan Am pilots who are now fertilizing daffodils.

Carpe diem.