That's not what this clown has to say:

"New York may be under water, but the other important city - Hollywood - is hard at work in this aviation thriller. Why stand in line for gas when you can stand in line for this movie? Learn everything you need to know about flying airplanes just by watching this movie and the Delta safety video, then be ready for when the pilot shortage hits." - Richard Carlis, Time Magazine


Besides, where would Denzel learn anything about coke and alcohol?



Oh.

Well, nevermind then.