Originally Posted by
80ktsClamp
Heard a good one the other day. The lead FA looks at me and goes "this CA the other day that was saying bye to the pax looked over at me after a family with a baby got off the plane and said 'You know what I like about babies? Their moms.'"
Yes!
Baby = nursing mom = inflation = pain = no fly zone.
Oh wait, you have a baby coming...