Originally Posted by etflies

I flew with a guy that asked me when we got to the airplane one afternoon to "complete all of the checks and get us ready to go, I've got a couple extra things to do."

I think sure, no problem and go about getting us ready to go only to hear tssssshhhhhhhht....tssshhhhhhht....and I turn around to see him alternately spraying disinfectant and Febreeze on every seat in the cabin. One. At. A. Time.