OK. Srsly. I'm not going to read one more thing from that tooksack, but did he really call LGA an aircraft carrier deck?

Now I'm jealous. Not only can he get into DCA without scraping the wing on base to final, but he can also land in LGA? Without a tailhook or afterburners?

In his defense I will assume he is just trolling. If he's really this into himself I bet he has to fly with 8 different FO's on a 5 day, all of them reserves.

At least his dog probably thinks he's as awesome as he does.

Tool Hall of Fame. TOTD, every day. Thread closed.