Originally Posted by NERD

Basic background from a FDX pilot that called me. Capt. Tool gets up using the door one PA and introduces himself and the Fo as Tom Selleck and Tom Cruise. Mentions how he flew fighters in the air force, likes to fly fast and that is why he has lost his hair. Points out some follicly challanged pax and mentions they must like to go fast also. There is more but the witness had to fly and will get back to me later with the date and flt. #.