Originally Posted by
80ktsClamp
So, does the bulletin prohibit us from taking bets on how many "meows" we can insert into the gatehouse delay PAs?
Or doing the repeater?
Perhaps concluding with a "now you know, and knowing is half the battle" to see how many people yell out:

Ladies and Gentlemen, our flight which was supposed to depart meow has been delayed. Meowteance has been called to replace the meowtelator bearing. The meowtelator bearing unique to the McMeowDouglass 88. They are getting the part right meow. Hopefully we will be underway before tomeowrow. Your bags should arrive when we do. If they do not they might be covered by your ho
meowner's policy. That's all for, meow.