oh i can't wait for the apcf ads i'm going to get now.

i went to amazon to find my 3 year old daughter a "magic wand". She just wants a wand. I wanted to see if they had any of these wands that light up and such.

Evidently, hitachi also makes a wand that rubs your back. it's called the hitachi magic wand. and it has a plethora of... attachments... for the woman who needs a little stimulating.

you know, the kind that makes videos and shares them with you as you get in a taxicab and leave town. makes no sense, you should get that video when you land not when you are leaving on a trip? AMIRITE?

anyways, thanks to amazon, my apcf ads are probably about to drop the ALL ATP flight school for something far more interesting.