I had an FFDO F/O give me some sheite once, when I opened the door to the F/A to grab my cup of coffee....

"HEY! What are you doing?? You need to warn me before you open the door!"

Really? WT Fark are the "Code Words" for...you tool bag?

Some of these clowns should be on Reno, 911!

Just because YOU are paranoid, does not mean Ahmed is outside the door.

Training film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB_NmZbkMKY