Originally Posted by
buzzpat
Hey Gunship,
Can't remember deadheading much in my 20 years in the military...but I'm pretty sure when I did I was horizontal in a bunk. In fact, I'm pretty sure I "administered" many check rides in the exact same position.
I'm not sure what equipment you're on but when you DH a lot and for long periods, the middle seat sucks. Especially when you have to work right after you DH.
You keep your middle seat cowboy.

Can't tell for sure, but it sounds like you didn't get my parody of those who think it's just terrific the company mandated pilot PAs at the gate every 15 mins. Insert "PA" for "DH".