Lets not worry. Lets bake instead. There is nothing to be afraid of in the kitchen. This looks like a Turkey at first glance. But here we've been baking Turkeys for years and we know how to take a Turkey and make it disappear. (que Clapping from Sailing and friends in the studio audience .... )


In honor of our English friends, we shall deem the recipe defensive meat pudding. ( Audience inhales with eager anticipation ... commercial break)


Begin with a MD90, or 737-800 order; add Comair & yeast. Bake for ten years. See how it turns out. (clapping ...)

or

For spice, take a cup of Delta, add half a pickled Pan Am. For Fig Newton a' la Northwest, wrap a sweet soft cookie of Biscoff around a Northwest core. Double the price you charge and make the customer pay for the bag! ( standing ovations ... Sailing passes out on the front row and, could it be, is that Al Gore is fanning him with a old Northeast route map ? )

The cool thing about all of these defensive confections is that they are gone in no time. The competition just eats them up.


If you missed last week's show "Cooking with Left Overs" please order our Beta Max tape. In that show we take a jet from 1962 and line it with blue leather to make a Douglas Eclair! Instead of the usual 3,000 copies, we have only made 4 of last week's show. By reducing supply we intend to increase revenue. So, if you have a Betamax player with good vertical hold and a million bucks, call now!

( Close to Al Gore praising Delta's cooking ... " as a result of Delta's ability to cook down Turrkeys, they've reduced the carbon output of Comair, Pan Am, Western, Northwest, Northeast, Song and Huff Deland Dusters by nearly 100%" fade to black with Al Gore smiling as he walks towards his personal Gulfstream 650 flown by a former Delta crew )