The last guy who did that, impaled himself on a big rock I have right on the corner. He spent about 10 minutes, alternating between forward and reverse, trying to un-beach himself (and tearing the crap out the bottom of his car).

I finally decided to go out and see what was what, but by the time I had changed out of my NuGuy (tm) brand jammies, he'd managed to extricate himself.

But in the course of looking around, I noticed a shiny line of oil down the street, marking his path. I always wondered how far he got.

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